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the morning of 16 March 2011, the press officer of the Presidency of the Council emerged out of breath from a cave, located near the interior ministry and property of the IOR, already rented, at the time, some Christian martyrs, and subsequently, by a group of Carbonari, to read to journalists of all newspapers, national and international, stationed atop the barricades and fitted with pen, notebook and musket, the statement drawn up following a stormy meeting of the Council of Ministers during the night, by candlelight, and that he wanted to make clear, without whores.

The Government, after long discussion and shared, had finally decided to pay tribute Unification of Italy and its Renaissance, planning a major event in memory of the 5 Days of Milan. The event would take place, of course, industrious city in Lombardy. All over the country were displayed huge posters depicting a plate which sits on top of a breaded veal cutlet Milanese risotto on a table with a cloth flag. To emphasize the event, along with the usual parade of the armed forces occasionally in period costume, it was planned to double the day, taking five to ten, resulting in a soccer tournament with a first round and a return that would involve the best and most representative Teams Po, at last to give up all the specious arguments mounted by the opposition, aiming to put in a bad light on the work of the executive in the festivities, all denied, of the 150th Anniversary of the Unification of Italy. The teams that were supposed to take the field were: Milan, Inter Milan, Varese, Brescia, Atalanta, Monza, Cremonese, Sant'Angelo Lodi, Carugate, Arcore and Pro Patria. On the chest of each player, is sewn into the divided society, a rosette with the colors of the nation and on the back, a reproduction of the gold Madunina. Up for grabs Cup Risorgimento created for the occasion, from Dolce & Gabbana, representing snake wrapped in a leopard thong on a great 5. The matches would take place in Piazza Cavour and specially adapted quickly to the football field. Reporters took notes

Do not skip comma el'addetto concluded the press release waving the flag, shouting W Italy! Articles

went immediately to the press and the newspapers gave wide coverage to the news. The news noted the commitment of the Government and its goodwill. The opposition issued a protest against release of light, while welcoming the idea, complaining about the lack of involvement in defiance of Rome and Naples. The Prime Minister, resented the criticism, and called Galliani ordered him to buy now known center forward Flamengo Totinho Enrique, a native and a distant descendant of Italian sharpshooter, and deploy the holder from the first game even with crutches.

Despite criticism of the country, the tournament will be played to everyone's satisfaction. Football, as we know, always joining at the end.

For the record won the final in Milan, which sank with the Pro Patria Totinho free kick just that with a powerful shot at the ninetieth, had breached the barrier of the opponents. Cup of the Risorgimento, even today after many years, makes a fine show if, among other legendary trophies, in the rich red-black board of the company.

The President? He always, of course.