anyone believes that the crisis will lead to a breakthrough in mass-end of the straight after the traffic light, the first right.
Every night in the small town bars, is discussed. Politics, football, women. Every now and then gets a little voice, but just to feel less alone. Often shouting as if they were all deaf. No one who listens, I can feel. What matters is their say, without much thought. He waves his arms, he winks, he mocks. The steel unlikely bartender prepares sandwiches with stale bread, filled with wine glasses, glide between the tables. The life has left him more than thirty years ago, confining between those four walls, where she prepared million cups of coffee and dried billion glasses. In a few days goes on vacation for a week. In Senegal, where, apparently, will attend a course of Voo-du aperitif. On his return will not find anyone. All gone, like magic. The bar will no longer exist, replaced by the headquarters of the Party of Big Cocks, of an absolute majority, after the last election. The Prime Minister, an idiot like you would never have imagined, will launch more incredible. Among those remaining in the collective memory, one of the two weights and measures three hundred and one on the mass murder of free radicals. The Minister of Culture, a semi-literate graduate of Harvard bribing, with a hundred pints of beer, just awarded a peaceful student, will establish Menga Act at all public and private schools and the return of a pen, ink and paper towels to help the beautiful handwriting. The computers will be set on fire, high speed internet with the exception, of course, all the porn sites, considered useful to the education and training of young generations. The Minister of Health, to heal the Budget, will ban the people getting sick and, in agreement with the defense, the weapons will anyone disobey. The pharmacies are closed. In their place will arise Agents for each type of bet. Will be stronger than on who is next executed. The Ministry of Equal Opportunities will be replaced with the more appropriate and more appealing, of Russian Roulette. All will be offered the same opportunity to shoot himself after the row, ordered, to the special branches. The interior minister, a former internee convinced that an alien establish diplomatic relations with all life outside the Earth. In particular, with the planet Saturn. Jupiter will be excluded because they always hog. Venus and Mars will have only five days a week for a visit because, as we all know, Venus and Mars will not get there we go. The Minister of Finance instead of Finance will prepare the weekly finance, considered most certainly tasty and attractive. Other Departments will be deleted. In their place the new Ministry, with Triple Portfolio, the waste. A direct it will be called a lady, including those elected, known for his relationship compulsivo for unnecessary purchases. The Cabinet of the Government is examining the curriculum vitae of the candidates, and news of the corridor, there are rumors that the choice will be difficult. All have excellent chances of getting the coveted post. The new government will work undisturbed forever. The opposition fought continually involved in primaries, always fielded a clam on the front of the confusion, will be photographed and edited by a Panini sticker album never forgotten. Ugly. The Leader of the image will be unavailable most of the mythical, of Pizzaballa.
And our chatter of the bar that happened to? Do not worry, they moved the beds of public gardens without flowers, bring wine from home, continue to debate without saying anything.
The only thing I feel is sadly lack the mythical sandwiches on stale bread the good old days, but in the end, most would not know what to do as a last-minute law has prohibited the use of dentures.